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niceguypose) wrote2012-12-25 05:43 pm
niceguypose) wrote2012-12-25 05:43 pm
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Fifth Gate: Rock Lee Vs. Santa Claus [Action/Accidental Video]
[Christmas Eve. The dawn of a new day. A day on which Rock Lee is determined to either overcome this legendary ninja known as Santa Claus that he has head of - or to become him.]
[Action: Morning - Afternoon]
[Rock Lee wakes up to a hearty breakfast. An extremely hearty one. There he is, just packing on a giant cornucopia of healthy-ish breakfast foods to chow down on. Afterwards, he primarily works out during the day time to prepare himself for that night's trials, and but he also takes care to follow his elf's last instructions. As he works out or follows these instructions, he may just find himself stuck under some mistletoe. And he has no idea what to do.
He also spends some time playing in the snow, after the elf's last instruction is a reminder to appreciate his youth. But it becomes bittersweet when he erects a snow reconstruction of this man's head. He spends some time lingering, staring at the smiling snow face in an oddly somber mood, before he moves on.]
[Action: Evening-Night]
[He makes the final preparations and sets off around 9 PM, garbed in a makeshift Santa costume. This includes a fake, fluffy white beard, the red suit and hat, and some weights wrapped around his stomach to make him look rotund. However, his bushy eyebrows still stick out like a sore thumb.
He will attempt to visit every occupied space in Luceti to drop off any sort of gift. Some are specific, while others will be Special Wayfinder shells that Sora helped him to craft. If there really is no way into a specific room or structure, he may eventually give up and leave the present at the door instead.
Throughout the night, he sees the signs of Santa's presence. Every place he visits, someone has beaten him to delivering the presents. And sometimes he can hear the man's sleigh somewhere in the air, but he can never quite spot him. Lee still cries out for him regardless.]
[Action: Middle of the Night]
[His task is over. Lee is not sure whether to count it as a victory or as a failure. But one thing's for sure; someone left eggnog instead of milk for Santa. So a drunk Lee winds up wandering the plaza from 3-5 AM, challenging anyone who may be around to a battle.]
[Accidental Video: Christmas Day]
[He stumbles into his room around 6 AM and collapses at the feet of his Christmas tree, being passed out until the afternoon. Lee wakes up to see a present tucked under his arm. There are a few holes poked in the box, but some stirring within... signs of life? He quickly takes apart the box, hoping whatever's in there is still alive.
And once it is opened, a familiar squirrel scampers up his arm and onto his shoulder. Lee finds himself smiling fondly.]
Ah... Could it be? After all this time... [He reaches over to pet the squirrel, smiling brightly.] It is good to see you again, old friend. I am glad you are well. Thank you, Santa-sama... so very much!
[Action: Morning - Afternoon]
[Rock Lee wakes up to a hearty breakfast. An extremely hearty one. There he is, just packing on a giant cornucopia of healthy-ish breakfast foods to chow down on. Afterwards, he primarily works out during the day time to prepare himself for that night's trials, and but he also takes care to follow his elf's last instructions. As he works out or follows these instructions, he may just find himself stuck under some mistletoe. And he has no idea what to do.
He also spends some time playing in the snow, after the elf's last instruction is a reminder to appreciate his youth. But it becomes bittersweet when he erects a snow reconstruction of this man's head. He spends some time lingering, staring at the smiling snow face in an oddly somber mood, before he moves on.]
[Action: Evening-Night]
[He makes the final preparations and sets off around 9 PM, garbed in a makeshift Santa costume. This includes a fake, fluffy white beard, the red suit and hat, and some weights wrapped around his stomach to make him look rotund. However, his bushy eyebrows still stick out like a sore thumb.
He will attempt to visit every occupied space in Luceti to drop off any sort of gift. Some are specific, while others will be Special Wayfinder shells that Sora helped him to craft. If there really is no way into a specific room or structure, he may eventually give up and leave the present at the door instead.
Throughout the night, he sees the signs of Santa's presence. Every place he visits, someone has beaten him to delivering the presents. And sometimes he can hear the man's sleigh somewhere in the air, but he can never quite spot him. Lee still cries out for him regardless.]
[Action: Middle of the Night]
[His task is over. Lee is not sure whether to count it as a victory or as a failure. But one thing's for sure; someone left eggnog instead of milk for Santa. So a drunk Lee winds up wandering the plaza from 3-5 AM, challenging anyone who may be around to a battle.]
[Accidental Video: Christmas Day]
[He stumbles into his room around 6 AM and collapses at the feet of his Christmas tree, being passed out until the afternoon. Lee wakes up to see a present tucked under his arm. There are a few holes poked in the box, but some stirring within... signs of life? He quickly takes apart the box, hoping whatever's in there is still alive.
And once it is opened, a familiar squirrel scampers up his arm and onto his shoulder. Lee finds himself smiling fondly.]
Ah... Could it be? After all this time... [He reaches over to pet the squirrel, smiling brightly.] It is good to see you again, old friend. I am glad you are well. Thank you, Santa-sama... so very much!
tag four days later...
She immediately rushes to the location on where she heard the entrance, only to stop dead in her tracks and look at "Santa". Those bushy eyebrows were unmistakable. ]
Lee-! What are you doing in that outfit?! [ She's leaning towards summoning a razor to take care of that facial hair. Oi, boy. ]
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Ah... Ahohoho! Why, dearest little Tenten... It is I, Santa-sama!
Re: well done
Her gaze travels to his frilly white beard, then a glance at his stomach confirmed that she has rightfully feared.
Another check towards his red suit, hat, and coat and Tenten realizes that he's probably his elf's goat.
But, still, the biggest offense of them all were those massive eyebrows that will never be a size too small!
Her own brows angrily cross as she tells Lee off for impersonating her moral boss. ]
I'm not dumb, Lee! Why would Santa's beard not match his eyebrows?!
[ And then, her devious mind works quick. She thinks of a delightfully manipulative trick.
She turns her back in indignation to the wall. There's only one chance and she has to give it her all! ]
Guy-sensei would be so ashamed right now-! [ With a dramatic throw of her arm over her forehead, she acts faint and limp like she needs some rest in bed. ]
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But he had trained to be a great ninja at home. Surely this could go better than at the Battle Dome.
From his beard he produced a candy cane; and to her he tossed it to prevent further bane.]
There have been no accusations made regarding your intelligence. Santa-sama only follows the hottest trends!
[He twinkled his nose and he twinkled it twice. His intentions he did not wish to repeat thrice.
He wondered if deceiving his teammate made him look bad. But it was more important to him that a proper Christmas be had.
But her next words and motions made a panic in Lee. He ran to catch her faster than others would normally be.]
But- But- How is that a fact?
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When Lee tosses a cane Tenten thinks quickly with her brain.
She wants to avoid such a sugary sweet from Lee's beard, hairy candy must certainly be feared. ]
Don't toss that thing at me Lee! Why would anyone want candy that comes from hair!? [ She sighs, oh Lee, does she try. ] And since when are large eyebrows the hottest trend? [ The insanity in Luceti! It never ends!
Tenten's lips twisted into a smug smile, she knew she had Lee in her court and he'd be there for a while.
Her hands graced themselves in a cross, her mind so slippery and slimy, it resembled fine moss. ]
You're abandoning your youth! You're now dressing up like an old man! Look at that white hair, that ungainly stomach [ She pokes his weights which make him look like he's eaten way too many dates! ] and that beard! You just look old Lee! Guy-sensei would be sad!
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Tenten meddles in his fun way too much, yet for his insanity she is truly an invaluable crutch.
He listens with care and he listens with ease, then he waggles his eyebrow because that's how to please.]
The candy in fact comes from the heart! And the eyebrows of Gai-Sensei are always in style!
[Around the matter he dances, in front of his teammate he prances.
This charade must go on the while night long, even if his explanations are made of dong.
Her words still strike him in his youth, and in a moment he regrets all of his actions forsooth.
But Lee endeavors and stands his ground bearing the soul of Kris Kringle; it was for a reason he chose to scale so many a roof shingle.]
Gai... Gai-Sensei would understand! For Santa-sama's goal is bringing joy to all youth! My own youth is but a temporarily sacrifice for such a noble dream!
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I'm not going to eat anything that doesn't come from a factory. And, why are you referring to Guy-sensei as Guy-sensei? [ She's determined to catch Lee in this lie, she won't sleep and she won't stop until she gets a piece of that truth pie.
Lee's half flung excuse gets ignored, as Tenten's mind starts to wonder and snore.
But then, it somehow startles awake, just to catch him for bragging right's sake! ]
Mhmm. So, Lee?
[ If Lee responds to his name without thought, then Tenten wins and his deceptive efforts were for naught! ]
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When did your tastes become so dependent on industrial origin? And I- I feel I have learned much from... this brave ninja from a faraway world. Gai-Sensei! You... are a shining example for Santa-sama!
[He slips and is outbound, but he still stands his ground.
His lost confidence is quickly re-found, so very quickly Tenten's point is downed.
And so tightly wound, he feels confident in his sound.]
Yes, Tenten?
[Down goes that mound.]
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Lee! You just responded to your name! You aren't Santa-Sama at all! You're just a fraud! [ And down goes the not so obvious disguise, Lee is no longer Santa-sama's possession of prize. ]