not_a_troll: (whelp)
Loki Laufeyson ([personal profile] not_a_troll) wrote in [personal profile] niceguypose 2013-02-14 09:29 am (UTC)

[written]

I hail from a village full of warriors who take great pride in what they do. As you might have already noticed, being a warrior is not one of my greatest strengths. Alas, alas.

Accidents of an awkward kind? I think I can help you with that. Do not stammer, do not tell the maiden in particular something extremely foolish and embarrassing, do not mention your genitals whatsoever. Just leave those out. They do not exist, only if you were to bed her. Then you may call upon them.

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