niceguypose | Sixth Gate: Rock Lee's Springtime of Love [Action/Written]

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[Lee had been going about his daily routine as usual - or seemingly so - on this brand new day. But there were some omissions he had not noticed; he did not check the journal to see if Sakura had any new messages, nor did he look out for her at all as he ran throughout the village. And then? His jog came to a sudden halt as he caught Izumo Kamiki out of the corner of his eye. He found himself collapsing to the ground with the sudden rush of feeling.

Those eyebrows... why had he not noticed how beautiful they were? And immediately, he thought of other things that suddenly seemed compelling about her. The way she cared for her fox, the romance novels she seemed interested in reading... There was no choice. He would have to romance her. So he ran off to the flower shop and the library to make preparations.

Later that day, Lee could be found jogging through the village in search of Izumo. The difference? He is now balancing a titanic vase on his head, which is filled with dozens of flowers. On top of that, there's a romance novel sticking out of the pocket of his flak jacket. He is young and in love, and he couldn't feel better.]

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[And at some point in the day, Lee sees fit to write a simple message in the journal.]

Youth is love.

[ooc: Lee's triggers can be found here. Some of them are tentative to a degree but he's primarily open to be bounced off of!]

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Have they now? What is your village's capabilities?

The wisest choice would seem to be accidents that I should attempt to avoid!

I hail from a village full of warriors who take great pride in what they do. As you might have already noticed, being a warrior is not one of my greatest strengths. Alas, alas.

Accidents of an awkward kind? I think I can help you with that. Do not stammer, do not tell the maiden in particular something extremely foolish and embarrassing, do not mention your genitals whatsoever. Just leave those out. They do not exist, only if you were to bed her. Then you may call upon them.

[Lee makes sure to take notes. Except he accidentally takes notes on the journal while writing his reply in the notepad. These notes are somewhat shorthandish and difficult to make out.]

-no stammering of any kind

-nothing foolish or embarrassing

-lack of genitals an absolute necessity

-will exist again if intercourse ensues (doesn't matter, too young for such things)

[Loki will add to Lee's notes.]

* no embarrassing tight suits
* wear a tie
* bring a ridiculous amount of roses
* be courteous (but I think you have no problems with such a thing)

I do know the value of providing flowers in large quantities. But surely you do not refer to my jumpsuit? It is the epitome of dignity and was a beloved gift from Gai-Sensei.

Edited 2013-02-17 07:45 (UTC)

I am referring to your suit. It does not befit a scene of romance. Gai-Sensei or no Gai-Sensei.

Sometimes a man has to make sacrifices. And sometimes these sacrifices are green and snug around the crotch area.

:-(

Edited (the) 2013-02-18 14:00 (UTC)

You would be surprised by how easily it allows the body to breathe. I thought that it would be understood by women. Or have you not tried on the set I have given to you yet?

Does this make you sad?

I wear mine under my clothes when I am cold. But I am afraid maidens are not really appreciative of a skin tight suit.

[This comes from a teen who wears tights.]

When mentioning the sacrifices that need to be made to woo a maiden I always get quite glum.

I see. Should I merely wear something over mine as well?

Ah, that is most unfortunate. I hope your mood can improve. Can you make such sacrifices yourself?

You can do that, yes. I do not see any trouble with that. Before I forget...when you offer your Valentines Card, clench a rose between your teeth.

For the maiden I like? I think sacrifices would be in order. I would give up wearing skin tight suits for her in a heartbeat if she wanted me to do so. Especially green ones.

Edited 2013-02-26 08:32 (UTC)

Of course! Such logic is seamless. May I inquire as to the suggested format of this Valentines card?

What makes green worse than any other color?

A Valentines card should always be shaped like a heart. And contain the word 'Valentine'. Inside of it you have room to express your great love and feelings.

Green is an excellent color. Why should there be something wrong with green?

I see! That sounds like a very romantic gesture. I thank you for this bit of advice, Loki-kun! I will work on creating one, post-haste.

So it is! But that is what I was asking of you. It is you who said that green jump suits in particular would be unseemly.

Excellent! Please show me the results so I can bestow a grade upon you.

Indeed. That would also count for yellow jump suits, blue ones, black ones, purple ones, red ones, white ones, pink ones and orange ones.

I will! I hope to obtain a high grade.

But then what wardrobe would be more appropriate?

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