IC Inbox [Cerealia]

[niceguypose]

Greetings!! This is Rock Lee. I hope that your day has been very splendid, and that your youth is at full power!

Please leave a message here, and I will respond within a minute... no, five seconds!!

Comments

TEXT // 11.04, evening (don't even ask how she got his inbox)

[codere]

FWD: re: FWD: banANUS

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TEXT // 11.04, evening (can i as how she exists)

[niceguypose]

[It's about half an hour before a response is finally typed.]

...I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

TEXT // 11.27

[codere]

Where do you live ??
I can't find you (⌒_⌒;)

TEXT // 11.27

[niceguypose]

rin-san!!

[INSERT APARTMENT NUMBER HERE]

:D

action 11/27

[rollin]

[ Yata heard it was someone's birthday? Whatever. It's not like he's stopping by the ramen stall Lee works at to greet him or anything. ]

Yo, Lee! You on your break yet?

[ But Yata has two boxes with him... One looks like a bento box. ]

action 11/27

[niceguypose]

Ah! [He steps out from behind the counter, taking off the apron he was wearing over his jumpsuit.]

Your timing... This must be the serendipity of youth! Because this minute is the very first of my break!

[voice] Event Backdated 12/04

[emotive]

[There's some voice mail and it's from Ai Thao! She sounds apprehensive...]

Hello, this is Ai Thao Kha. Rock Lee, if you've received this message, could you contact me by video soon? Thank you.

[There's that matter of memory exchanging that needs to be talked about...]

[video] Event Backdated 12/04

[niceguypose]

[Within the hour, Rock Lee responds, and in video form as requested. He looks excited.]

Ah... Ai-san! I hope that I contacted you in a timely manner! Hello!

How are you, Ai-san? What a delightful coincidence to hear from you!

text / present day

[psycholawgy]

Lee, I need some help!

text / present day

[niceguypose]

athena-san what is it?!?

please tell me your enemy's location and i will defeat them soundly!!

TEXT // 12.07

[codere]

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee （〃・ω・〃）
I need you to engage in a stealthy ninja mission for me.

TEXT // 12.07

[niceguypose]

rin-san?! a mission?!
please, tell me everything!!

text.

[multiglyphs]

[ just because you used the f-word on her okay... ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

[niceguypose]

how could this be???!! i

i'm so sorry!! are you sure that it is fine?! i do not want to endanger your heart!

please hang in there, weiss-san!! i understand if you'll never forgive me!! i know i won't !!

text;

[psycholawgy]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, if you get 5 back no one will break your heart. Xx

text;

[niceguypose]

: DDDD

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

voice;

[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeetty bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

text

[poised]

You’ll have to pardon me if this sounds generic but I simply couldn’t think of a more efficient way to do it. Simply put, I’ve successfully managed to convert my world’s calendar to the one of this world and I best estimate my birthday to fall sometime before December 25th, which is apparently known as Christmas Day here. Then I had thought “oh, but certainly others would love to join in the festivities!” and so now my proposal is for there to be a lovely winter ball on thinking the 26th, hence the reason for this invitation. I would like to extend my request for your assistance in preparations for the ball, if you would be so kind as to lend your aid.

[GENERIC PART OVER and here’s where the personal message begins-]

There! What do you think, Rock? I know that you regularly go on runs regardless, so if you wouldn’t mind delivering some invitations whilst you’re about, I’d be truly grateful!

text

[niceguypose]

!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

i think this is so lovely, natalia-san!! i have such high hopes for such a celebration. i truly and fully look forward to this! i will be so honored to deliver these invitations for you! and i will perform any other task that is needed of me, i promise!!

text.

[multiglyphs]

Your Secret Santa is Anna of Arendelle. Have fun!

[ ... ]

But not too much fun, okay?

text.

[niceguypose]

ah!! how do i know where to set the limit?!

GIFT // 12.24

[codere]

[ Delivered on Christmas Eve anonymously is a variety of exercise equipment. Mostly a reinforced (through magecraft to be much stronger than usual) bag stand, extra hand wraps, and an abnormal amount of groin protectors.

There's also a training video on loop on a DVD.

It's signed to be from his Secret Santa with a note saying they hope the song is heartfelt enough. Obviously Rin wants to make sure he's not expecting what will happen next... ]

GIFT // 12.24

[niceguypose]

[Once Rock Lee finds it, he spends at least an hour doing a combination of trying out the equipment, moving along to the video, and crying tears of pure joy. He only stops when he reaches the point where he absolutely needs to get some fluids into his body.

He does not suspect a thing...]

Delivery!! 12/22

[ineptus]

[Sometime in the afternoon or evening, Lee is going to find a large brown box in front of his door with the words "To Mr. Beast" written in big, neat letters, whether this is because he's answering a knock (with no one there to have knocked, spooky!!!) or coming home to find it outside.

Inside this box are two smaller boxes and an envelope. The boxes are neatly wrapped in festive paper, with bows on them and little notes written in the corners reading "Do not open until Christmas!" Whether he waits or opens them now, he'll find the following:

In the envelope is a green card. There's also kind of a copious amount of glitter falling out of it as well, as she got a little over zealous on his. The front and inside of the card is covered in fun stickers, and the inside includes a hand drawn picture and a note:

Merry Christmas Mr. Beast! First of all I really hope your gift fits you okay! I was kind of guessing on the size, but I'm confident I got it right! If there's anything you don't like, let me know and I'll get you something different, okay? But I'm also very confident in my gift picking abilities so I am sure you will love everything! I was going to give this to you in person, but I have a lot of cards and gifts to deliver so I couldn't. But that's okay, because I'm sure we'll see each other today (Christmas, you had better waited!!!) and if not then I will just have to give you an extra attack of Christmas hugs tomorrow!!

❤ Mabel!

In the thin garment box Lee will find a slightly oversized sweater. She wasn't too far off, but it's just a little too big overall. There's a note that reads "I wasn't sure what a beautiful green beast of Konoha would look like, but I bet it's something like a big, strong lion! Rawr!!"

In the rectangle shaped box he's going to find a couple of gifts! The first one is a super soft hand towel with his name embroidered in the corner (because let's not kid ourselves here he trains a lot he's probably sweaty a lot and could use a personal towel. That kind of thing is a very pressing matter). Nestled under that is a simple wood carving of the ninja himself, striking a very cool ninja-y pose! Along with this is a little star shaped, glass statuette. It's a clear yellow and has "World's Best Teacher" engraved in it. He is also going to find a variety of Christmas sweets nestled around the box, sort of like packing peanuts. Except you can eat these. (Don't eat packing peanuts they don't taste very good.)]

package.

[multiglyphs]

[ on the eve of christmas, lee will find a neatly-wrapped parcel sitting on the front step of his apartment or cave or hearts-of-baby-unicorns or wherever the heck it is he lives. in this package, he will find a pair of very stylish running shoes that will surely not clash with his usual outfit at all, nope.

also there's a note! ]

Dear Lee,

Merry Christmas. I noticed the "shoes" you typically wear during training and thought something a bit more comfortable and athletic may make the experience more enjoyable for you.

Sincerely,
Weiss Schnee

P.S. I do hope the sizing is right. Those sandals would make anyone's feet look swollen, so I made sure to account for that.

special delivery!

[psycholawgy]

[ On the evening of the 23rd, a small package will be delivered to Lee's doorstep. It's a letter envelope with some bubble wrap on the inside. The package has "FRAGILE" written all over it, and a small note that says "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL THE 25th".

Whether or not Lee opens it on the date stated or earlier, he'll find a CD (yeah... CDs...) of Barney's Get Psyched Mix.

Along with the package is a Christmas card - a rather simple one, it only has Widget's smiley blue face :) on it. It should be obvious who it's from!

Dear Lee,

Hey there! Here's a little present I found while shopping, which I think EXUDES YOUTH!!! I hope you like it :) In case CDs don't exist where you're from, just put them inside a computer or a music player, and you should be able to listen to the music.

As a note, I'll be leaving the gym since I applied for a job as a psychotherapist at the medical facility. I'll still go to the gym during my free time to exercise, though. Don't worry! Maybe you can teach me a thing or two some time. :)

Happy holidays!

Love,
Athena ]

[niceguypose]

[LEE WON'T OPEN UNTIL THE 25th and when he does, he will get tears all over the letter, but he will listen to that mix on repeat!]

[ ACTION ] christmas eve .. around dinner time

[bakudanma]

_{[ AGGRESSIVE POUNDING ON THE DOOR. ]}

Open up! This is The Spirit of Christmas!

[ ACTION ] christmas eve .. around dinner time

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee was just in the middle of eating his Christmas Eve dinner, a steaming plate of curry pilaf.

But at the same time, he's also trying on his new Santa outfit. Once he hears that banging on his door, he leaps to action and places the fake beard/hat on as he rushes to answer the door.]

The Spirit of Christmas?! Ah, I have been blessed already!! [He is forcefully opening that door right away.]

[littlestbaskerville]

[In Lee’s mailbox is a small, very poorly wrapped, package…but hey it’s the thought that counts!

With a card on top just saying; “Merry Christmas Lee! From Lily”

Inside the box are a few items resting on confetti shaped like stars and hearts.

First is a plush toy it’s green like his clothes and cute! Next is a green ribbon with swirls in the fabric and finally there is a small tin with half burned cookies…she tried. Merry Christmas from Lily, Rock Lee.]

CHRISTMAS GIFT

[swordboning]

[Speaking of dumb Christmas gifts...

...in one box is what Lee requested.

In another is a backpack. Well, a super heavy backpack. Whatever is sewed into the lining is ridiculously dense. Far more than what Lee is used to (and that is some ridiculously heavy shit). Archer assumes he won't be able to move it at all but....Archer isn't omnipotent.

Also a letter.]

If you're so energetic, I suggest you keep this gift on you at all times. Happy Holidays.

Signed,
Archer

[niceguypose]

[That must be some heavy backpack then! Of course, Lee will try to work tirelessly at trying to properly carry it. Weight training intensifies?!]

text; ic 12/23

[perfectstrike]

Are you attending the ball?

[This is out of nowhere... Peko what the heck. Maybe you should try smalltalk instead of getting right to the point for once?? No??]

text; ic 12/23

[niceguypose]

[Lee doesn't even mind at all.]

That's right, Peko-san! I've been working hard to prepare myself for it! : D

You are as well?

delivery!

[rollin]

[ On the 24th, Lee will get a box with cheap gift wrapping paper. Inside is a T-shirt for his favorite sensei (until he tells him to do 500 push-ups). Attached is a card with bad handwriting. ]

Merry Xmas, Lee!
Ever since I started training with you, I feel like I've gotten 10x stronger! I think.
You should wear this shirt to class someday. It's you!
-Yata

package!

[hoasen]

[Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! It is a time of generosity, and so Vietnam would like to share some food that one can share with family and friends. A package containing some bánh quy bơ quế (butter cookies with Vietnamese cinnamon MMMM), and an assortment of mứt (candied fruit preserves) for the New Year. Also a card is included:]

Lee,

Chúc Mừng Giáng Sinh! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

May your new year be prosperous and successful. Take on the world by storm!

Vietnam

delivery; 12/24;

[dereban]

[ On the evening of the 24th, Lee's going to be receiving a gift in black wrapping paper that includes a DVD full of footage of Sasuke because Inaba thought that he'd enjoy it.

It's an entertaining watch, at least?! (Or so she'd hope, anyway..) ]

Merry Christmas, Lee.

I wasn't sure what you'd like, but since you're a ninja, I thought that you'd enjoy watching ordinary people from my world attempt doing these crazy obstacles. I sure did.

Inaba

god this is late... forgive me: delivery 12/25th

[helmets]

[ on christmas morning, lee will receive a box wrapped in festive paper and tied with a green ribbon. inside, he'll find a tin of homemade cookies with a small tag attached: ]

Merry Christmas, Lee. May your holidays be peaceful and shared amongst those you hold dear. I look forward to getting to know you more in the coming year. - Celty

This is really late

[sjokolade]

[Upon after a long day of work or whatever that might have happened, there is a box that happened to be lurking right next to your door. Whatever it might be, it was clear that there was something inside. If they happened to shake it, it seemed as though there were a lot of whatever these things were. Next to the box though, there happened to be a bottle of milk next to it. On top of the present, there happened to be a card. And it read….]

Hey, Rock Lee!

Sorry for the wait but I had to make sure that these were perfect! I think I done a decent job with them so I hope you and Santa like them! But anyway, this is my belated Christmas present to you! I hope you have a good rest of the year and let’s be sure to have the time of your lives here!

-Anna

PS: Thanks again for helping me with the chopsticks!

[And if Rock Lee opens the box, he’ll happen to find some slightly burnt chocolate cookies. But at least it’s the thought at counts!!]

and really cute

[niceguypose]

[He's touched by the present! He'll consume them as if they were ordinary cookies and manage to enjoy them!]

text; 1/3

[dereban]

Please tell me you read the newspaper today.

[ Guess who is absolutely livid right now? Definitely not Inaba Himeko. ]

text; 1/3 it took me too long to realize that's the date and not 1/3 comments

[niceguypose]

[Rock Lee stares at the text in dread for a moment. Is Inaba mad at him? Is it time for him to be denounced and lose his chance at friendship forever?!

Nervously, he types back a reply.]

i ah skhaksh
yes