It's unnecessary as hell and not accurate at all. If the title was something like, "Kono-whatever's Virgin Boy Scout With an Inverted Dick!" Then I would believe it!
Puhaha! Now that's the kinda shit that needs to be announced all the time! Actually, I might go back in there and get them to say that as a re-introduction to you!
[she would do that if she really hated him, or wanted to just see him cry. however! his optimism bothers her, but she doesn't want to break the poor ninja entirely (just yet).]
Ack! ...I apologize, but I- I do not think that your alternate title is truly accurate. My original one reflects my heart, Minatsuki-san! [He's a bit embarrassed, but his bowlcut remains optimistic.]
You have a very unique sense of humor, and I am glad for this experience!
Your heart, huh..? Aahh well, as an added bonus, if you've managed to stick with me this long then you must be a masochist deep down in that big heart as yours. Hah!
[but hey, it works, she can beat him up verbally and he doesn't do much.]
Ah... It's not like that! But... [He pumps a fist.] By enduring against adversity, I become stronger!! So, I should thank you for these trials, my new friend!
I accept this compromise, Minatsuki-san! Just follow me, I won't let you down!! [He heads towards the edge of the dance floor, to see what song is playing.]
Yosh! [He winces just a bit again at her vulgarity, but then he gives her a thumbs up as the music starts to switch songs.] I'll do my best!
[And then the next song starts playing: Lady in Red. He shuffles awkwardly for a moment, as if confused about how to handle this.
But then he reaches for the blank air and starts slow-dancing with no one, as if there's an invisible person who is dancing with him. At the very least, he does seem to be content with this, and he does seem to be doing his part of the dance quite well.]
[...it's.... it's even more embarrassing to her since he's doing it all alone. however, it's oddly endearing to watch him at the same time. it's so weird, he seems to be overly innocent and truthful- it was unsettling for her to even think about. she could never be that way.
still, she watched him like she said she would. she had her arms crossed, but there was a bit of a smile on her face.]
Hahhh....! He's pretty fucking pathetic. [she muttered that to herself as she watched. she still stayed put even after the song was finished.]
[Lee seems to be content throughout the song. And once it was finished, he turned to face her and pumped a fist energetically, tiny little fires alight in his eyes.]
Ooooohhhh!! Minatsuki-san, what did you think of that?! Was I impressive?!
Nah, gonna take a hard pass. You looked like you were having fun all alone, though. Keep it up, I'm sure you'll attract some other losers with your shitty mating dance.
S-so harsh... [He looks up at her with a smile.] But, I cannot fault you for having your own way of expressing yourself, Minatsuki-san! That makes you very unique!
I will be sure to find other people to dance with, and I hope that you can consider how fun it is as well!
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Puhaha! Now that's the kinda shit that needs to be announced all the time! Actually, I might go back in there and get them to say that as a re-introduction to you!
[she would do that if she really hated him, or wanted to just see him cry. however! his optimism bothers her, but she doesn't want to break the poor ninja entirely (just yet).]
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You have a very unique sense of humor, and I am glad for this experience!
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[but hey, it works, she can beat him up verbally and he doesn't do much.]
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[she's already turning to walk back inside.]
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[ah-] But the food was good, so can't complain there.
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[it means being too close to someone, she doesn't enjoy that, really.]
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[she ain't budging on this.] Besides, I think you would just embarrass me if we got anywhere near the dance floor.
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[nope no dance here.]
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I accept this compromise, Minatsuki-san! Just follow me, I won't let you down!! [He heads towards the edge of the dance floor, to see what song is playing.]
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but she just huffs and then follows him. she really does want to see how he even dances, but she won't be participating at all.]
Alright bowl cut let's see your shitty moves.
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[And then the next song starts playing: Lady in Red. He shuffles awkwardly for a moment, as if confused about how to handle this.
But then he reaches for the blank air and starts slow-dancing with no one, as if there's an invisible person who is dancing with him. At the very least, he does seem to be content with this, and he does seem to be doing his part of the dance quite well.]
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still, she watched him like she said she would. she had her arms crossed, but there was a bit of a smile on her face.]
Hahhh....! He's pretty fucking pathetic. [she muttered that to herself as she watched. she still stayed put even after the song was finished.]
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Ooooohhhh!! Minatsuki-san, what did you think of that?! Was I impressive?!
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I nearly dozed off there, bowl cut. Sappy dancing like that is exactly why I don't do it, puha!
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I will be sure to find other people to dance with, and I hope that you can consider how fun it is as well!
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Uh huh... well it's been a real fucking blast in that case. [her tone is pretty sarcastic.] If you're staying here to dance then I'm gonna take off.
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